Dust Mites

Are you sleeping with the enemy? No, not your ex-spouse or whomever you recently booted from your life. I’m talking about other things that make your skin crawl. Those microscopic things that live, breed and defecate in your mattress; Dust Mites.

Unlike Bed Bugs (and your ex), Dust Mites don’t carry disease or feed off your blood. Dust Mites are only interested in your exfoliated skin. That doesn’t make them harmless as those little bastards cause a shit-load (no pun intended) of adverse health effects.

One Dust Mite produces approximately 20 fecal particles a day. The average one-year-old mattress contains roughly one million Dust Mites. (How old is your mattress?). Each fecal particle carries a protein to which many are allergic. Depending on the person or exposure, reactions range from itchy eyes, headaches, nasal and sinus issues, fatigue, depression, to frequently triggering asthma attacks.

Dust Mites are not parasites (unlike your ex) since they only eat off your shed skin.

Our technologically advanced Hygienitech System destroys those microorganisms and vacuums your mattress to 99.99% perfection. For best results; sanitize your mattress every 90 days and keep off those toxic dating sites!

Ed Kampf